Daily Updated Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English

People love to use latest Whatsapp Status Quotes on daily basis. So today we are sharing some unique and latest status quotes for your Whatsapp messenger. All these Statuses are latest and new.

The most famous application around the world is Whatsapp and Facebook, and people like to update their status on daily basis just to express their inner self, or to send some message for their status reader. Here are 100 latest Whatsapp status quotes for the active users of Facebook and Whatsapp status updates. We have tried our level best to give you these quotes on the demand of our regular viewer.

100 Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes for DP

For our readers we’ve prepared 100 unique and latest Whatsapp Status quotes. Read all of them and chose one for your own Whatsapp messenger.

I will be back before you.

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status….

formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

Good morning…let the stress begin

Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.

I can see you checking my Whatsapp status.B)

Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.

Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

“Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett since 1910

Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.

Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

move on…

People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.

My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …

“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.

You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food 🙂 🙂

Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

Whatsapp status is loading.

I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!

Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

Too busy to update a status. 0_o

Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

battery about to die.

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station..

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)

They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

Latest Whatsapp Status With Unique Meaning

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Waiting for wi-fi network.

If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

One more password got married…!!

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

Status under construction. my favorite Whatsapp status.

Take Life, one cup at a time!

 I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)

Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

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My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot

apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
mind…..ME:Never Mind.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.

We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….

One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy
them.

” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –
Friedrich Nietzsche

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

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